Kelly Stanley

5 Phrases I heard this week

1.     Awesome!

2.     You know what I mean

3.     I was on time...

4.     Targets!

5.     I’m so cold I can’t feel my butt

Beat Sitting at a soccer game

Kelly:  I hope it doesn’t start snowing; it is getting really cold out here

Jessica:  Maybe the game will be canceled and we can go home, you know what I mean.

Kelly:  I don’t think so.

Jessica:  Why not, I can hope.

Kelly:  Yea, but the other team is already here and warming up

Jessica:  Awesome.

Beat Still at the game huddled under blankets

Jessica: Great, the wind is picking up and the sky is getting darker.

Kelly:  I hope it doesn’t start raining; everyone is going to be soaked and cold.

Jessica:  I don’t think there is a chance of rain.

Kelly:  Why not, it is getting really dark.

Beat  Moved to the side of the building to help block some of the wind.

Kelly:  Oh great, it’s starting to snow

Jessica:  (sarcastically) Well, at least it isn’t raining.

Kelly:  No, but I think it is getting colder by the minute.

Jessica:  Yea I know, I’m so cold I can’t feel my butt!